Now that I'm a member of productive society, I've built myself a mythbox (open source Tivo . . . nerd, remember?) and that has had some consequences. I've meant to donate to WPT to show my appreciation for my weekend shows but it's difficult.
In earlier days, I would invariably turn on WPT one Sunday afternoon and find, to my horror, that there was a pledge drive. Instead of Norm Abram, I'd see some self-help guru spouting his worthless BS *for hours* or maybe I'd find Andre Rieu gassing some room full of unsupecting Vienna blue-hairs with the fumes from his industrial hair-care products. My favorite part was when they would cut away to some green-screen shot of him hacking artlessly away at that violin in front of an alpine lake, his naugahyde face grinning emptily at the camera. I think he's an android.
Anyway, nowadays I see none of the horrible fill-programming Wisconsin Public Television rolls out to extort people into ponying up if they ever want to see the good shows again. I see nothing at all because my Tivo isn't set to record crap.
Thus have I not remembered to send my gift to WPT and tell them to keep the woodworking on the air and thus do I now see no woodworking programs in the month of guide data my computer keeps on hand (except one measly TOH on WPT cable which doesn't come in well enough to record). I could call and complain but I haven't actually given them any money. I could donate and complain but they might just use my money to air more Wayne Dyer. I'm screwed.
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